unidate

n: the act of taking yourself out on a date
v: to go on a date with yourself

Ex: My long-distance boyfriend isn't coming to see me this Valentine's Day, so I'm going to Steak and Shake for a unidate cause I'm a strong, independent woman.

"Do you want to unidate?" I asked myself in the mirror. "Hell, yes!" I immediately replied, giving myself a knowing wink.

My long-distance boyfriend isn't coming to see me on Valentine's Day, so I'm going to Steak and Shake by myself on a unidate because I am a strong, independent woman.

"Do you want to unidate tonight?" I asked myself in the mirror. "Hell, yes!" I immediately replied, giving myself a knowing wink.

unidate by 4BLady February 11, 2015

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Uninadical

(yoo-nuh-nad-i-kuhl)
-adjective

1. Having only one testicle.

2. Possessing fear, hesitation, or insecurity.

Origin:
Uni- ("one")
Nad ("Gnad"- gonad, ball, testicle)
-cle (diminutive suffix of Latin origin)
1987-1993; Holland / Pennsylvania, US

1. While running to catch a frisbee, Hector tripped over a bicycle. He fell, and smashed his balls so hard on the bike's handlebars, he had to get one of them surgically removed. Hector is now uninadical.

2. Dude, are you gonna jump, or what? You're acting like a pussy. Quit being so uninadical.

Uninadical by Roarmoser February 11, 2009