unflushable 

Term for a boyfriend or girlfriend who refuses to be dumped, or is ignorant of the fact that you are trying to dump them.

Coined by Jeff Murdoch in the first episode of the UK series "Coupling".

No matter how many times Steve tries to dump her, Jane remains unflushable.

unflushable by roundthewheel November 8, 2008

unflushable 

An Unflushable is a person that does not flush the toilet or urinal. And the next unlucky person in line has to flush that person's pee. yuck!

I can't stand to come behind one of those unflushables because I have to look at their pee!

unflushable by ***Dr Dave September 19, 2009

unflushable 

The gf/bf who simply will not be dumped.
The gf/bf who you cannot get rid of.

Beth is maddeningly unflushable; I broke up with her again last night and we still ended up at her place...

unflushable by jbastard February 26, 2003

The Unflushable 

A poop so big and aquadynamic that it cannot be flushed on first try.

My mom just left The Unflushable in the toilet

The Unflushable by cool bionicles are quiet cool April 8, 2023

The unflushable 

The unflushable is when you defecate in a public urinal.

Calvin left the unflushable in the boys restroom due to peer pressure.

The unflushable by Little chocolate November 21, 2013

unflushable 

A steamer that can't or won't be dismissed into the abyss known as the u-bend, for 2 probable reasons:

1. The girth of said steamer is larger than that of said toilet, and the laws of dynamics render flushing useless.

2. The steamer causes pleasure for the recipient, who may become sentimentally attached, and refuse to flush.

This problem can usually be rectified with a pointy stick for both steamer and/or recipient.

Hey son, watch your fiber intake, you don't wanna know about the unflushable i had last week.

unflushable by Ollio November 10, 2008

Unflushable 

someone who can't be dumped.
someone you can't seem to get rid of. \
ex-ur girlfriend/boyfreind

ive got an unflushable-i tried to dump her last night, but she told me she didnt agree.

Unflushable by CheckPoint1 April 30, 2009