unfartable
He was on a date with a hot chick and knew if he farted he would ruin it, so he decided it was an unfartable time.
unfartable by Jonathan David Sterling December 25, 2010
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unfappable
Something so sexually undesirable, abhorrent or repulsive that it cannot be used for masturbation purposes.
Opposite of fappable.
Opposite of fappable.
Guy #1: Did you see "About Schmidt"?
Guy #2: Jack Nicholson and Kathy Bates? Jacuzzi? That shit was unfappable.
Guy #2: Jack Nicholson and Kathy Bates? Jacuzzi? That shit was unfappable.
unfappable by Wrebagzhoe September 24, 2009
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unfartable • Unfarable • Unfatable • unfadeable • Unfadable • unfireable • unfaithable • unbareable conditions • uncortable • undatable
undatable
the writer of this definition is undatable
unfadeable
unfadeable by oaktown June 10, 2003
uncortable
Nurse, I’m uncortable can you please reposition me.
Elaine thought jun misspelt the word “uncomfortable” but little does she know, uncortable is the shortcut version and means exactly the same thing; only if written on paper in a hospital bathroom door.
Elaine thought jun misspelt the word “uncomfortable” but little does she know, uncortable is the shortcut version and means exactly the same thing; only if written on paper in a hospital bathroom door.
uncortable by oso_cool April 29, 2019
unfadable
Ain't nothin' but a G thang, baaaaabay!
Two loc'ed out nigga's so we're craaaaazay!
Death Row is the label that paaaaays me!
Unfadable, so please don't try to fade this.
Two loc'ed out nigga's so we're craaaaazay!
Death Row is the label that paaaaays me!
Unfadable, so please don't try to fade this.
unfadable by CraziFuzzy September 4, 2006
unfadeable
unfadeable by Boomer May 4, 2000
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
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