2 definitions by Gbunny81
An old fart named Sully kidnaps a kid named Nate because he tried to steal his girl's jewelry, forcing him to join his gang and breaking up with his girlfriend. Throughout the years, they have to solve the mystery of Sully's gas issues, and to uncover the secrets behind it all. If the two along with friends can beat the bad guys and end the gastric problems, while avoiding and defeating all seven of Sully's crazy exes, then they will be the Unfarted. This is a bootleg name of an actual videogame franchise started on the Playstation 3. Google will probably give you better results than anyone on this website could.
Guy: Hey, did you get the new Uncharted game on the Playstation 4?
Girl: No, it's Unfarted?
Guy: Huh?
Girl: Nevermind, you wouldn't get it.
Girl: No, it's Unfarted?
Guy: Huh?
Girl: Nevermind, you wouldn't get it.
by Gbunny81 July 9, 2022
A similar type of conversation as a Blanket Statement, only this time it is not a statement at all and is instead an action where the one making the statement will suffocate (usually by a pillow) said person(s) being approached; A less broad statement than the Blanket Statement, but a stronger way to send a message.
Guy: Look, I'm sorry man, I just don't get it.
Girl: If you don't get how I'm feeling, how about I lay it out to you in a Pillow Statement.
Guy: The hell is a Pillow Statement. And, no thanks.
Girl: That wasn't a question.
Girl: If you don't get how I'm feeling, how about I lay it out to you in a Pillow Statement.
Guy: The hell is a Pillow Statement. And, no thanks.
Girl: That wasn't a question.
by Gbunny81 July 23, 2022