Updated Autopsy Report 

The special attack of best prosecutor, Miles Edgeworth, used to shut down all the defense attorneys who were incompetent enough to not have the latest autopsy report

Phoenix Wright: Objection! There was only one bullet wound!
Edgeworth: Why don’t you take a look at this frickin UPDATED AUTOPSY REPORT

Updated Autopsy Report by ObjectingFurry January 12, 2020

Unrated Warrior 

A sweaty loser who tries very hard to win unrated Valorant games while sucks at rated.

Bro BRAXTON is such an unrated warrior, why can't you drop kills in ranked?

Unrated Warrior by gnsleeping May 5, 2021

Updated Autopsy Report 

Miles Edgeworth's secret move that he pulls out of his ass when it looks like he's losing a case.

Um actually, objection dumbass.
Haven't you heard? Did Gumfuck not tell you?
---Updated salary noises---
Your garbage excuse of a hypothesis? Well I'll shove my entire cravat up your ass because it's fucking WRONG.
Why? Well you little bitch, if you would take a look at this MOTHERFUCKING UPDATED AUTOPSY REPORT!

Updated Autopsy Report by An_Ace_Case March 29, 2022

Zoe laverne updated. 

She may seem like amazing person but she is cold hearted talking bad about her parents cussing out her parents saying the n word 6 times going live naked vaping lying to her fans saying the c slur making rumors on her friends crying for sympathy and grooming conner

Zoe laverne updated.

Zoe laverne updated. by Ramen is life October 27, 2020

Get updated 

When you're playing a video game and two players kill each other simultaneously. Originally from Gears of War 2, when title update 6 was introduced and it became possible to kill each other at the same time.

Guy 1: "Aww man we killed each other!"
Guy 2: "Get updated!"

Get updated by Oh iTs Pyro November 23, 2010

Updated Magic

1. Basically an electronic such as a phone, laptop, tablet, etc.

2. Something electronic that you cannot live without.

3. A modern electronic device

4. Social media such as Instagram, (Facebook), Twitter, etc.

Callie: Just dropped my updated magic in the toilet! Damn!
Henry: Ooh, SMP!

Updated Magic by Updated Magic May 30, 2016

Trevian (updated) 

A Trevian is quite simply someone who goes to New Trier, but lives up to all the stereotypes. Wether it be "vape messiah", drug dealer, imbecile, white chick who blasts bad rap music from her Range Rover while her clique is in the back, etc. Trevians are notoriously rich and obnoxious. I mean really, the movie "Mean Girls" was based on our school. The lesson here is never cross paths with a Trevian.

Trevian (updated):
Dude why are these Trevians even here? They're so annoying. Thank god I'm not a Trevian.

Trevian (updated) by SimplyRidiculous September 7, 2016