unconcious fat transference

the process by which when you break up with someone, they lose 15 pounds while you gain 15 pounds

Him: Hey, I've been working out and lost 15 pounds. I almost have my six pack!
Her: Holy crap! I've GAINED 15 lbs. You totally practiced unconcious fat transference on me! I hate you!

unconcious fat transference by Bebe de la Luna September 4, 2008

Unconcious Woo 

When you surprise your woman or man with words of love, and didn't realize you did it.

Last night I told my woman she was the sexiest woman alive as I roll back over to sleep, and she blushed from unconcious woo.

Unconcious Woo by Daddy yum yums December 20, 2018

Clinically Unconcious 

Urban medical term more commonly known as blackout drunk. This is when some is in a state of being awake but not realizing or remembering what he/she did or was doing. This can be mistaken as someone being an asshole as in most cases that is the only symptom.

Dude why is that guy being an asshole? Oh wait he's just clinically unconcious.

Clinically Unconcious by Ice Bitch Surfer January 2, 2012

Knock the monkey unconcious 

The ultimate form of masturbation, the penis rarely survives this

Boldi, why are you leaving, are you going to sleep?

No man, I'm gonna knock the monkey unconcious.

Knock the monkey unconcious by slimunator January 29, 2025

Unconsciousness 

Not being conscious. When a person becomes or appears to be unconscious, they appear to be in a sleep-like unresponsive state, where all muscles become relaxed and 'floppy'. This creates a danger to the patient's life, as their tongue (a muscle) rolls to the back of the throat, and blocks the airway. Also, as the patient regains consciousness, their stomach wall contracts, causing the contents of their bowels to be forced up the oesophagus where it would enter the mouth to be drained, but because the tongue is blocking it's way, a sufficient amount of vomit enters the lungs, and the patient therefore drowns on their own sick.

To prevent this, simply check the patient's airway and breathing. If they are breathing, place them into the recovery position. If not, seek help immediately and make sure someome trained in first aid is present to perform CPR until paramedics arrive.

Unconsciousness - (noun) 1.The state of lacking consciousness, of being unconscious.

2.Ignorance or innocence; the state of being uninformed or unaware.

Unconsciousness by Mr Munchkins August 3, 2005

unconious 

Of a kayaker. One who has imbibed too much Caribbean Twist (R) to be of a stable frame of mind and indeed may add to the amusement of all present with ample photographic opportunity.
( NB: This definition arose from a humurous typography error on club clothing)

He's so unconious he can't even throw up on himself.

unconious by SUCC June 21, 2007

stream of unconsciousness 

When a relatively unconscious asshole who knows virtually nothing about a given subject narrates the goings-on within their mind, as they tumble around inside the cavern of their head, relating to that subject.

In the late nineteenth century, philosopher William James initially defined a stream of consciousness type of narration in literature but stream of unconsciousness is currently being demonstrated every single day by an amazing human specimen, the 45th POTUS, in his obscenely ignorant twitterblasts.

stream of unconsciousness by Dr Bunnygirl November 6, 2019