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-verb to uncle (used with object)
To uncle (uncling) is a slang term used to refer to a gay man's illicit, sexual relations or activities with a young, under-aged boy - especially in relationships that also involve a sense of mentoring/teaching being passed from the "uncle" to the boy. It is meant to sound similar to the verb "to parent" or "parenting".
Raul plans to uncle boys at the YMCA.
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A term creted in North battleford used to normally describe someone you emmulate, or admire. It normally Refers to someone of cree decent.
"Hey UNCLE, did you see the game last night?"
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Uncle- Somebody who tells bad jokes, is basically the family handyman, is always drunk, and his favorite movie is his favorite because someone from WWE Stars in it.
"That dude over there is such an Uncle"
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Uncle is anything and everything...It can be a good thing or a bad thing...It can be a person, a feeling, an object, or even a thing...
I'm so uncle...I was at the uncle the whole day with uncle...We had such an uncle time..

translation: I'm so tired...I was at the concer the whole day with Anderson...We had such a great time...
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to be a sugar daddy. to be really old and have fine nieces or mistresses. usually used with mafioso or wall street guys who hang with their nieces at night clubs and high end resturants
damn that old ass uncles is with more girls then i can name
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Slang coming into common use to describe web locations where one might be able to find torrents. This is based on the fact that most people have an uncle who works in a place which gets corporate keys for their software and hooks you up with free goodies from time to time.

Thus, if you need some software, you ask your "uncle" and see if he's got it. The phrase is usually utilized on forums where to openly talk about torrents is banned.
Joe1982: Hey mate, I need some video editing software to sort out this short film I'm working on, can you hook me up?

FrankSin: I can't, but ask your uncle and see what he can do for you.
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A any person who is too hot to handle.
"My math teacher" is just so Uncle.
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