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1.
A nerd's version of peeling off a girl's panties for the first time.
Poor Billy nearly jizzed his pants on live camera while unboxing his new phone!
by CSSO August 19, 2009
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2.
The Internet trend of showing photos or video from the unpacking of a retail box of some desirable product, such as the latest laptop or portable music player.
Did you see the unboxing of the new super-thin laptop?
by 2GooD February 01, 2008
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3.
-Eliminating your chances of ever touching a female by reviewing cheap consumer crap on youtube.

-Posting online as an expert on items that have no lasting value whilst serving as a distraction, to you alone, as you get no tail.
-A process by which nature protects us from the potential offspring of droves of amusingly self important web personalities and pseudo experts.
Wow, nice unboxing. You just c-blocked yourself for a good year. Next time, try reviewing a fleshlight. It will come in handy.
by wh1dee February 12, 2010
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4.
when you smoke weed in an enclosed area like a car or small room with the cracks in the door plugged the smoke gets trapped in and you continue to breath in the smoke its called hot boxing, unboxing is opening the door and letting the smoke out
blunts kicked? time to unbox!
unboxing can wait. i wanna get higher.
by stoner131 January 23, 2012
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