unattended cannonballs

The unforeseen consequence (s) of future unforeseen problems.

In terms of world politics, only G-d can attend to each, every and all unattended cannonballs; predicting the outcome of any given political crisis is therefore beyond meaningless.

unattended cannonballs by Uncle Dimma January 14, 2014

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unattended

noun, from emergency/police dispatch vernacular- an unattended is a dead human body.

"Breaker one, this is dispatch. We have reports of an unattended on 5th and Main"

unattended by jerkamiah666 July 9, 2007

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unattentionable

When summary questions on a test are hard to follow because they are written in a way you aren't wired. Also movie plots can carry on and lose your attention too.

I suck at test taking because they write the questions so unattentionable. Just ask me and I'll explain it to you.

unattentionable by Your Sky Daddy June 14, 2021

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Unattended Firehose

A sexual term. When a man is given a hand job while not erected and ejaculates in every direction. This is due to his penis flopping around from the hand's jerking motion.. much like an unattended firehose pumping water and flailing about.

Last night, I let Jackie in on what the Unattended Firehose was and skeeted all over her new sheets.

Unattended Firehose by Helicopter in the shower November 3, 2009

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