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unclassified 

When a person acts inappropriately, as if to have "no class", and news of these acts are distributed throughout the media without being filtered to the general public. The term takes on a deeper meaning if the acts are done by a government employee.
Bill Clinton was so unclassified when he slept with that intern.

Anthony Weiner sent many unclassified texts to women.
unclassified by DC Derailleurs August 20, 2013
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Unassigned Assigned Seat 

A seat in class (most often a college class) that you normally sit in all the time; so much so that it practically belongs to you. More often than not, the majority (or even the entirety) of the class has one because they pretty much always sit in the same seating arrangement every class. However, if the seats are not officially assigned in class by the professor/teacher, someone else could sit in your unassigned assigned seat either without knowing that you normally sit there (perhaps they're new to class or just never noticed), or in rarer cases deliberately, causing you to have to find another seat with discomfort and awkwardness. You feel that you HAVE to sit there every time because that seat is yours.
Someone sat in my Unassigned Assigned Seat in class today, even though they knew I always sit there. I felt so stupid when I had to find another seat to sit in.

unpussified 

Adjective
Unpussified Definition:

1.) To lack pussy; to be without

2.) No bitches
Yo Jimmy! You really need some pussification. You got no bitches.

Jimmy got no bitches, he's unpussified.

Credit: Lillianna A
unpussified by LilliannasAbyss April 12, 2022

snassified

the art of being a snassy. a greedy, low-life snasshole
1. a snassified person is one who takes advantage of a tassy by being a big man on campus POA.

2. someone who sells pizza sauce, and acts like a tasshole.
snassified by tassy, jr. December 12, 2012

Untossified

The state of something or someone after they have ceased to be a toss bag or tosser.
Gee, that guy was a tosser, but since he's shown how cool he is now, I feel he is completely untossified.
Untossified by the doomeister November 24, 2009

Unassisted triple play 

Using both hands and at least one of your feet during masturbation
I was done using both hands so I decided to go for the unassisted triple play to end the night

unassify 

To stop being a jerk. It has been decided that the only way to unassify a guy is to chop his testes off.
"Dude. You're being an ass. Go unassify yourself."

"Jack, you're mean. I'm not speaking to you until you unassify."
unassify by LaurenEsMagical October 6, 2008