Top Definition
To stop being a jerk. It has been decided that the only way to unassify a guy is to chop his testes off.
"Dude. You're being an ass. Go unassify yourself."

"Jack, you're mean. I'm not speaking to you until you unassify."
by LaurenEsMagical August 11, 2008

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