unable to can 

unable to can is the smart way of saying can't/can not
this phrase is only used by intellectuals which have a iq of over 10.

I am unable to can do this question

unable to can by Lewisanklegangman March 12, 2019

unable-to-text-back syndrome

Being a bloke I have to say this is actually what GIRLS do. They feel the need to play "hard to get" and therefore don't text back, though usually it'll be after a couple of texts so it doesn't look too obvious.

Me: I was texting Becca earlier
My Mate: Cool, how'd it go?
Me: Ok for about half an hour, then she turned on the old unable-to-text-back syndrome
My Mate: Tut, of course...

unable-to-text-back syndrome by noisecat June 6, 2005

unable to sit properly

Basically just a bisexual.

Person 1: Bro I can't sit properly.
Person 2: Are you bi?
Person 1: Yeah how'd you know?
Person 2: All bisexuals are unable to sit properly

unable to sit properly by ani.png June 2, 2021

unable-to-text-back syndrome

disease contracted by men whenever we text them saying anything remotely different to 'shag me now'

text reads, how are you? No reply. looks like hes caught the syndrome

unable-to-text-back syndrome by kkkkkkkkkk May 30, 2004

unable to handle normalcy

Not able to handle normalcy is complicated. What others dont think of as such a big deal if something goes wrong, the people unable to handle normalcy think of it as a big deal and cant handle it. It closely related to emo but isnt because emos behave that way, people unable to handle normalcy were born not capapable of handling life as good as others can.

"Some people are just unable to handle life as it is and eventually come up with their solution to kill themselves"

what other people can handle some people cant

-Some people are born unable to handle normalcy, and eventually aren't able to keep living any longer-

unable to handle normalcy by luigi2cool October 30, 2007

Unable To Connect 

"UtC" is a famous group of XbL bosses. They run your modems and your routers. They are gods at jacking accounts and run 50s all day in MM. Talk shit to them, and you're gonna be offline for a looooong time.

skid #1 Hey we're in MLG on our 50s and we finally found a match!

skid #2 NOOO!!! It's Unable To Connect, invite me to a party when you get back online.

Unable To Connect by iTz AnoNyMouS iN HD March 10, 2011

Unable to eat around (someone) 

Being unappetized around certain people. A feeling of disgust or discomfort about someone or something they do/did that makes you not want to eat.

I was immediately unable to eat around (someone) because they make me feel horrible when I try to do anything, enough so that I don’t feel hungry around them.

Unable to eat around (someone) by Professional Candy Cane July 5, 2023