umpty ump 

many, alot, more than one can use

He has umpty ump of those.

umpty ump by slipsheet October 31, 2004

Umpty

An umpty is where your sweaty balls stick to your leg and you can't get them un stuck.

1. I been running in this heat for hours I probably have an Umpty.
2. Look at that sweaty obese unattractive fat man run I bet he is gonna have an Umpty that not even a crowbar will get unstuck.

Umpty by Russell J Amirault January 15, 2009

Pumpy umpy umpkin 

1. A pumpkin that is WAY too fat.
2. Someone you love dearly
3. Part of the "Cuppy cake" song.
4. What little kids use to say "Pumpkin"

1. Wow! That pumpkin is a pumpy umpy umpkin!
2. Your my Pumpy umpy umpkin! :D
3. ♪♫You're my Honey bunch sugar plum, pumpy umpy umpkin! ♪♫
4. "Daddy! I want to carve a Pumpy Umpy Umpkin!

Pumpy umpy umpkin by Drone number 3234 December 27, 2008

Umphy 

Remarkable, Astounding, and down right Fucking Amazing

Umphy fucking rules.....

Umphy by DL September 3, 2004

Umphy 

noun; One which achieves a machine-like level of perfection which cannot be surpassed; badass

Did you guys see umphy go 34-12 on that kids host the other day ? It was amazing...

Umphy by DL September 3, 2004

umpity

an up tight person with no reason to be. someone who is stuck up or believes they are better than the rest when they truly are not.

This umpity women got some nerve lookin' at me like that! I'd like to smack that umpity look off her face.

umpity by rex camar August 2, 2007

umpy numbers 

alternative description of negative numbers

"oh dear, he's in umpy numbers again"

"my score was -2 (umpy 2)"

umpy numbers by eni April 7, 2003