Urban Dictionary: umpf

Top definition

Having strength or power.

Power, Strength, Energy, Might, Force, Potency, Ability, Excite

The car doesn't have enough umpf to get up the steep hill.

by Grrr123 December 19, 2005

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

A statement made when you are bored/annoyed about something, similar to a sigh but way more intense.

Guy1: Are you going to Matt's house later on?
Guy2: No! I am stuck here with those homeworks, umpf!

by dttah March 27, 2011

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

A word that represents the sound made when one craves sexual intercourse.

God damn I wanna just umpf the fuck out of that hot bitch Gabby...

by llll Mr. Bean March 06, 2010

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

The sound a wretched whore makes after a swift strike to the vagina.

" Bitch! Where's my money?? ((kick at the uterus)) UMPF!!!"

by arbutifuls March 30, 2009

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.