Umm
A word that sometimes follows a suggestive or sarcastic comment. It's purpose is to keep the conversation flowing to avoid uncomfortable or awkward silence.
Chad: Why don't you call me sometime?

Angel: Well, I WOULD call you sometime if you'd answer, umm......
by Bradley104 February 01, 2011

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umm
a cigarette that has already bein lit and smoked and put out before finished to save until later.

Umm jar: The jar you put your umms in. Or any jar that looks like a bee
Bra, make that a umm because we only have 3 left.
Put your Umm in the Umm jar.
Go get two'uh'em out of the umm jar.
by short dick j July 10, 2009

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Umm
A non-word users at the start of a social media comment that indicates that:

1) They are going to correct simething with a condescending air of superiority.

2) The commenter doesnt understand something and is about to make a sarcastic statement to cover it up.

3) The commenter is going to say something that makes them sound like a petulant, sarcastic teenager.
Umm, actually Finn is not a clone, after episode 3 stormtroopers were taken from non-clone stock. Any REAL fan would know that.

erm uh uhm
by The Petulant Teen October 14, 2016

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