by authOOr June 29, 2006

Fundo: "You stupid! You're not doing it right. I do it!"
Dyslexic Dortmund: "Who you callin' an idiot?"
Dyslexic Dortmund: "Who you callin' an idiot?"
by authOOr September 6, 2006

Friends: Hey Fundo, what do you do for a living?
Fundo: I makes money.
Friends: Why don't you get a job like everyone else?!
Fundo: I makes money.
Friends: Why don't you get a job like everyone else?!
by authOOr June 26, 2006

Asker: Wanna go to a party tomorrow?
Fundo: I already made plans with my lady.
Asker: What's her name? Where you going? What time? How long you been together?!
Fundo: What the hell!? Quit playing detective on me, or I'll kill ya'.
Fundo: I already made plans with my lady.
Asker: What's her name? Where you going? What time? How long you been together?!
Fundo: What the hell!? Quit playing detective on me, or I'll kill ya'.
by authOOr June 30, 2006

Someone Lost Underwear Tonight.
Smells Like Used Tang.
What you say to your hoe friend when you know they just got some action.
Smells Like Used Tang.
What you say to your hoe friend when you know they just got some action.
Fundip: "Damn. I reek of puss juice."
Fundo: "Slut!"
Fundip: "Well...I went commando. Besides, I'm a Kool-Aid man."
Fundo: "Slut!"
Fundip: "Well...I went commando. Besides, I'm a Kool-Aid man."
by authOOr July 10, 2006

Fundo wanted to share his penis with the world, so he plasterbated, with hopes of becoming extremely wealthy.
by authOOr June 27, 2006

by authOOr July 11, 2006
