authoor's definitions

pornopotty

portable bathroom with pornography taped to the walls.

Fundo went to the pornopotty and gave himself a blumpkin.

by authOOr September 2, 2006

world cup

The glass that everyone drinks out of, due to lack of alcohol containers.

Pass that world cup around, I need to get drunk.

by authOOr June 18, 2006

eyepod

Eyepod is that gunk you wipe out of your eye in the morning.

Customer: I'd like to purchase an iPod, please.
Fundo: Sure. Here's a freebie. *Rubs finger in eye and flicks eyepod at customer*

by authOOr November 18, 2006

kitty cooter

Kitty cooter is underage vagina.

Fundo was constantly hitting on the rather developed female until he found out she was a kitty cooter.

by authOOr June 30, 2006

The Bad Parent

A game where the person outside of a parents' peripheral vision repeatedly makes faces or does stupid things to make the baby or child cry, eventually ending in making the parent look like a bad parent because their child is crying out of the blue. Points are awarded for getting away with it, while points are deducted for getting caught.

Fundo saw a lady carrying her child, so he decided to play The Bad Parent game.Fundo made scary faces at the child being carried. When the child cried, the mother yelled at her child to stop crying. Fundo laughed. Points for Fundo.

by authOOr June 26, 2006

dungeon

Another name for a basement.

John Hinkley nakedly lives in his parents dungeon where his dragon can roam freely.

by authOOr June 19, 2006

hard rock

another term for an erection or boner.

Fundo: Hey girl, I got a hard rock.
Girl: You own a cafe?!
Fundo: Yeah. Come get some coffee, bitch!

by authOOr June 27, 2006