Skip to main content

ugly single friends 

To friends that feel they can’t be loved relationship wise so they often tease about getting together late at night
Ugly1:hey come over tonight it’s boring.
Ugly2: sounds fun what are we going to do?
Ugly1:we could cuddle with movies.
Ugly2:sounds great to me anything else?
Ugly1:I mean if you want we could....
Ugly2:I never do any other time so sure.
Ugly single friends
ugly single friends mug front
Get the ugly single friends mug.
See more merch

ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly 😔 

Creepy man says this and he is speaking str8 facts 💯.let's be honest here ... YOU ain't neva seen 2 pretty best friends. One of em gotta be ugly 👀
Person 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly 😔"
Person 2: "what about jamie and dearra?"
Person 1: "look at them !!!"
Person 2: *looks* omg🤢. what happened to jamie??? she uglyyy
Person 1: she been ugly, creepy man just opened our eyes to see bruh
Person 2 and 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly 😔"

I aint ever seen two pretty best friends. always one of 'em always gotta be ugly 

When you see a set of two friends.. always one of them have to be ugly
See those people over there? They are best friends and honestly... I aint ever seen two pretty best friends. always one of 'em always gotta be ugly

ugly friend 

the friend of the hot girl who is never chosen first. She is always left alone and is very angry about it.

When given the choice between the 2 the guys always chose the prettier friend and leave the ugly big nosed one out of the cold.

You literally have to beg guys to touch the girl to give her a pity screw.
ugly friend by wankerr December 16, 2008

ugly friend 

A girl you're aquainted with who when you go out together they never get hit on.

Usually ends up ignored for the night and is a major cockblocker when her friend is with a guy.

The hot friend will get complimented and hit on all night while the ugly friend is ignored. She will usually end up having to approach guys and then gets rejected ( most of the time).
Whenever we go out we always know sarah will never get hit on.

Don't bring her out, she's known as an ugly friend aka cockblocker extraordinare.
ugly friend by pseudonym x January 27, 2009

ugly friend 

A friend of the opposite sex that you are embarrassed to be seen with, in fear that people may think you are together.
"Hey Tom, why dont you grab Meghan and walk over here?"
"I can't be alone with an ugly friend, what will be people think?!"
ugly friend by John Portland January 4, 2009

ugly friend 

A friend a person brings with him/her to a gathering/event in order to make him/herself appear more attractive in comparison.
Girl 1: Suzy says we're going to Club X tonight
Girl 2: Shit, all the girls there are SO hot.. Dammit, I have all this holiday flab to get rid of..
Girl 1: We could invite Megan.
Girl 2: Your ugly friend? Hellz yea!
*Girl 1 dials Megan's number*
ugly friend by catfight12 January 7, 2009