Dick Urkel

Now the question is who is Dick Urkel? Is he the man or the hammer...? Or the cauldron ? He is actually the creator and narrator of the game Getting over it(with Dick Urkel). He's an asshole and will tell you random quotes while you're raging playing this godforsaken game and want to kill yourself. He's also famous for being in a videogamedunkey video.

"This is gonna be one of those games where the fucking guy talks over the whole time isn't it ?"
"The only way this game is good is if you get to beat the fucking guy to death with the hammer. The guy who keeps talking."
"Fucking Dick Urkel piece of shit game!"

Dick Urkel by bipedal December 4, 2019

Urkelnomically Correct 

The term for when a chair offers good support at Dunder Mifflin Paper Company.

"Offers good support. It's urkelnomically correct."

Urkelnomically Correct by I Dont Fuckin Know February 2, 2020

urkel 

(n) A skinny, smart, annoying kid with a love for science, polka, and cheeeese! Named after a character (Steve Urkel) in the Sitcom Family Matters, played by Jaleel White.

Get out of my house, Urkel!

urkel by keyshaw May 3, 2004

Urkelin' 

When a person performs an act similar to that of Steve Urkel.

1. "Did you see Zach knock over that bong?"

"Yeah he was straight Urkelin'"

2. "Dude that's the third time this week Zach dropped in unannounced."

"I know, kid be Urkelin'

3. "Zach built that crazy machine in his basement and now he's a super stud"

"Yep, Urkelin' again."

Urkelin' by WorstCaseCarnario May 26, 2011

Purple Urkel 

Purple Urkel is a clone-only strain that seems to be the rage among medical clubs and cannabis connoisseurs. This purple strain is a parent plant to many purple marijuana plants. The strain has shades of purple and is very popular amongst the weed community. The taste is very sweet when smoked. It turns an amazing purple late in bloom, possesses the most amazing grape/lavender flavor and gives a nice strong stone.

Commonly misspelled as Purple Erkle/Erkel, Urkle

This strain is also known as Lavender in many areas.

Kevin: Yo, lets get fucked up.

David: My nigga got that fire Purple Urkel bud. Shit will get you fucked up. Dank as hell!!

Kevin: We OUUUUT!

Purple Urkel by 718phenom January 23, 2010

Urkelship

Urkelship is defined as a relationship between two entities that is accepted by one entity and rejected by the other entity.

This word originates from the American sitcom Family Matters. A character, Steve Urkel was relentless when asking Laura Winslow to go out on dates, be his boyfriend, etc.... He would get rejected every time yet he would keep trying.

Example #1: I call her everyday, but she never calls back. I am in an urkelship.

Example #2: I couldn't get into Canada again. They told me "Canada was closed." Canada and I are in an urkelship.

Urkelship by Wm_Davies November 18, 2009

Stephan Urkelle 

Steven Urkel's very cool alter ego. After years of being the world's most renowned nerd, Steven Urkel finally used his scientific prowess to create something useful. Steven Urkel created a machine which could transform him into a cool ass guy who actually got laid. Within a few episodes he started macking his ugly neighbor Laura, who he had been chasing for years. That self righteous superficial bitch finally fell for him and he began hittin' it steady. His invention however could not change or mask his voice. Even after transforming from Steven Urkel to Stephan Urkelle, he still sounded like he had a hot wheel in each nostril.

Steven Urkel: "Did I do that?"

Stephan Urkelle: "Yeah I did it, and you love it."

Stephan Urkelle by Izzy1979 October 16, 2006