Houses a single gender of Tritons, see smart people that do not venture more than 4 miles from campus. Students are not known to have any social skills and the College Board and the US Congress is questioning whether to allow UCSD to use the term College or University due to lack of Sports, Parties, Fraternities and exposure to true diversity.
UCSD students are absolutely afraid of a typical college student, see sdsu and usd and they are known to self destruct when mixed with alcohol and large parties see wet my pants. Most students go home every weekend to mow their parent's lawn and program the VCR while hoping the girl/boy from the 8th grade that laughed at them has changed their mind.
The typical UCSD student cannot relate to 95% of the US population; A culture that that enjoys, music, friends, football and diversity. A typical UCSD student has at one time used lab equipment as sex-toy see inverted test tube and oftens dream that oh-so-sexy labratory equipment could pass for a boyfriend.
Approximately 7% of UCSD girl students venture to a real diverse college see sdsu and enjoy drinking small quantities of alcohol and having semi-conscious sex with multiple partners. Of these 50% of the girls continue to have multiple sexual partners from sdsu and are known as simply, 'that crazy stanky ho from UCSD that cannot get enough'.
Approximately 97% of UCSD male students are virgins and spend greater than 50% of their monthly discretionary cash on hookers in Tijuana. Approximately 99% of UCSD men will marry the first american women they sleep with that is not a paid sexual participant.
Of the group of people think that UCSD is a good social environment, they were most likely not accepted at UCLA, UC Berkley, The Ivy leagues and SDSU.
Most Popular Courses at UCSD
How to tell if a girl is hot
How to respond when a girl rubs your nuts
How to drink more than 2 beers
Why College Football is fun
How to crash partis at SDSU and get in
Why College is supposed to be fun
Large Real Estate Devlopers are petitioning the government to convert UCSD into a catholic high school and an extesnion of SDSU, so at least some sex and partying would be happening in La Jolla.
Her boyfriend from UCSD showed up and started staring at my nuts, we clocked his ass and left him near Monty Montezuma
I learned a lot at college at UCSD, but my boss went to SDSU
My parents decided it would be better I go somehwere besides UCSD, They say the Triton Eye will make sure I end up with an ugly women
Darling, if the guys at your college (UCSD) are all dweebs and possibly gay, you should take the trolley to state and find a nice all american guy that will be fun when you bring him home--and cute!!
UCSD was named the “hottest” institution in the nation for students to study science by Newsweek and the 2006 Kaplan/Newsweek College Guide. Overlap schools among admits include UCLA, UC Berkeley, Cal Poly, and Stanford.
UCSD ranks 6th in the nation in National Academy of Sciences membership.
(The top ten, in rank order,
are: Harvard, UC Berkeley, Stanford, MIT, Yale, UCSD, CalTech, Princeton, Cornell, Chicago.)
U.S. News and World Report ranks UCSD 32 nd among the nation’s top 50 universities.
UCSD was ranked the 6th best university in the nation by the Washington Monthly’s 2005 College Guide, based on the positive impact the university has had on the country.
The Journal for Foreign Policy ranked UCSD 9th in the nation for international relations studies and 10th for international public policy studies.
The National Research Council ranks UCSD 10th in the nation in the quality of its faculty and graduate programs. (The top ten, in rank order, are: UC Berkeley, MIT, Harvard, Princeton, Stanford, CalTech, Yale, Chicago, Cornell, UCSD). The NRC ranks oceanography and neurosciences 1st in the nation.
Kiplinger's Personal Finance ranks UCSD 11th nationally for "First-Class Education at Bargain Prices". UCSD outranks UC Berkeley and UCLA in this ranking of the top 100 values in public colleges. The Princeton Review 2007 edition of America’s Best Value Colleges also lists UCSD among 150 “best values.
The 2005 Academic Rankings of World Universities conducted by Shanghai Jiao Tong University in China ranked UCSD 13th internationally.
UCSD has established itself very well within its young age of under 50 years.
Like most things, UCSD is what you make of it. If you put in a little more effort and have access to a car, you can have fun and get a great education at the same time.
" I go to UCSD."
" At UCSD I partied my ass off and still graduated in four years."
"I thought everyone at UCSD were pansy-ass nerds from suburbia, but I met some chill people smoking out on the cliffs."
"I saw my professor naked on the far side of Blacks Beach."
UCSD Pros: One block from the ocean and great surf. La Jolla location (nicest part of SD). Close to Mexico. Just as good as Berkeley or UCLA in terms of academics. Easy-going feel to campus. Very good career prospects for those in the sciences. Sends more people to graduate school than any other school in the country. SUNGOD. At SunGod you will have more fun in a single day than you will have in an entire year at Berkeley or UCLA.
UCSD Cons: Lack of name recognition. On the East Coast people get us confused with the special education kids at SDSU or USD. Generally unattractive student body, but it's the same way at UCLA or Berkeley. All three are full of overachieving nerds. No D-1 sports program. No frat row, although 10% at UCSD are Greek. Quiet campus on weekends, because everyone goes to Pacific Beach, Mexico or house parties.
Overall Rating: A-. All UCSD needs is a D-1 sports program, and they're working on it. If you get involved in Greek life, sports or surf club at UCSD, it will be as much, or more, fun as any UC campus.