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1. U tube moment
Something a person does that if it were on camera definitely would make a great clip to post on U tube. A funny or cool act that everyone witnessing wishes they had on video.
Jim was showing off by sticking his hand in the snake cage. You should have seen his face when the snake bit him! That was a serious U tube moment!

Bob was riding his bike on the sidewalk down town. He turned to look a a hot chick and ran right into a telephone pole. That was a major U tube moment!
2. U tube
what most people call youtube.com. they save 2 letters.
dude, did you see that crazy chick on U tube?
3. tube it
A verb. To Tube something, meaning to search for something on youtube.com.
- I cant find that song. - Well "tube it" then.

- Never heard of him. Gotta "tube him" later.

- I was "tubing" around yesterday when i noticed this awsome singer! U just got to "Tube her"!
4. u tubed
Someone who just got their ass kicked or embarrassed by someone with a video cam then downloaded for broadcast on u tube
Did you check out that video of your sister getting u tubed by those bull dyke bitches?
5. MUTE
a smoking device that people blow smoke into to MUTE the smell(somewhat) this consists of a tube with several holes in the end with some of those smelly sheets u stick in a washer tired around the outside with a rubber band. a paper towel tube with the smeely washer sheets on one end tied up with a rubber band. u then blow the smoke of the tobacco, weed, or whatever ur smoking into the mouth end which then gets MUTED by the sheets.
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the = is the tube and the () is the stuff inside it. this is a mute
6. noobocide
A mass pwntage of n00bs. Often used in FPS to describe killing a large team of camping nubs with a grenade or air strike. To exterminate all noobs.
Alternate meaning: to kill a large group of enemies using n00b tactics such as a n00b tube.
player 1: ZOMG did u c that 1337 skillZ?
player 2: total noobocide is happening in this area
7. scrotum slap
Scrotum Slap: When the male flops his wrinkly ball sack out and fucking wacks his bitch around the face, aiming to inflict as much pain as possible whilst playing violently with her earlobes and sticking cocktail sticks in her eyes, if she screams smack her harder, if she pesists on screaming gag the dirty slut up and RAPE her not once not twice but three times continue in this motion until she stops and then persist the SCROTUM slap.

However, as many would have become aware, this sometimes does not work, so the following should be carried out:
1) ambush her in a dark alley
2) take her to somewhere dark
3) remove her skin
4) drink her blood
5) fuck her violently in between the toes
6) make her suck your dick whilst singing the australian anthem
7) then make her suck your dick whilst singing the african national anthem in chinese and dancing on 1 foot whilst cleaning the kitchen
8) make her shit in a cup and then eat it whilst she molestes an asian goat from africa
9)If none of these responses work persist in stalking her chasing her down tackle her if needed but once u have her right where you want her rip her pussy into 1 hole from her anal passage to her vagina and tell her to cook you your fucking dinner.
10) tell her that if she tells anyone about what happened that you'll dig up her dead mum and fuck the shit out of her until she turns to dust
11) if you have doughts of her letting the news out and telling be shure to tie her up in your basement and rap...
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