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Cock Topography 

The study of the surface of a large voluptuous cock.
Look at that sorostitute right there... She's a Cock Topographer!

What classes are you taking this semseter???

Cock Topography!
Cock Topography by Cocksman958969 September 1, 2010

gathering carpet topography data 

When you pass out, either from lack of sleep or various "chemically induced" methods, on a floor which has been carpeted.
William drank so many beers last night that he was gathering carpet topography data by sunrise.

Typographical error 

When your associate is so dull, that they point out your spelling mistakes.
Ah look! I've just spotted a typographical error...

minimalist typography 

a style of typing which lacks capital letters or excessive punctuation
casual respellings of words like through as thru, you're as ure; etc
coined by gretchen mcculloch in her book "because internet"
Hey, why do you not use capital letters in your writing? It's a bit weird, in my opinion...
well u can still get what im saying, im an advocate for minimalist typography
minimalist typography by eljest September 2, 2019

Typographical Error 

When you've been caught making a shit/unfunny/disrespectful joke and want to pretend it was an accident.
Look, I know most of you hate me because I troll and tweet 'deluded opinions' and that but chill and let me explain. IT WAS A TYPOGRAPHICAL ERROR. - MacckkUTD
Typographical Error by MooKaka November 25, 2020

typography 

This may be some established study of something,I'mnot sure. But fornow it mans the study of typographical Errors known as typos.

We have yet to find out why these things haunt us so.
typography by larstait November 3, 2003