Top Definition
When you pass out, either from lack of sleep or various "chemically induced" methods, on a floor which has been carpeted.
William drank so many beers last night that he was gathering carpet topography data by sunrise.
#carpet #inebriated #passed out #topographs #comatose
by dejaflu September 07, 2010
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