10 definitions by dejaflu

fartilizing

When an individual over does a crop dusting fart maneuver and soils themselves.

Steven really had to fart so he did a little crop dusting around the general vicinity. Turned out he over did it and was fartilizing the entire area instead.

by dejaflu April 7, 2011

vandals

Sandals that are made out of old Vans shoes.

My old Vans slip-ons have so many holes in them that I decided to turn them into vandals.

by dejaflu May 8, 2010

diabarfa

Having diarrhea while also vomiting.

William had such a horrible case of the flu that he had diabarfa.

by dejaflu February 12, 2011

panty wine

Blood from menstruation.

Katie was on her period this week. She produced quite a lot of panty wine this season.

by dejaflu January 24, 2012

car owner boner

The wondrous feeling of pride one gets when working on their car (e.g. changing a tire).

So I was on the freeway the other day and I got a flat. Next thing I did was pull over to the side of the road and changed it. I can safely say that I had a car owner boner for the rest of that night.

by dejaflu February 5, 2011

gathering carpet topography data

When you pass out, either from lack of sleep or various "chemically induced" methods, on a floor which has been carpeted.

William drank so many beers last night that he was gathering carpet topography data by sunrise.

by dejaflu September 8, 2010

anal audio

Synonym for fart.

Ted ate too much Mexican food last night that I could hardly hear myself think today, thanks to his anal audio.

by dejaflu August 20, 2010