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Crotch Typer

Some who is so obsessed with portable texting devices. When you think of this person, you picture them staring down at the iPhone or Blackberry.
Would you stop being a crotch typer and join in on our non-virtual conversation here!!!
Crotch Typer by martijaz April 17, 2010

Hunt and Peck Typer 

Literally the worst insult you can imagine. Saying this will end someone's career in one blow. They (and their bloodline) will have no employment opportunities and will likely die from the roast. Saying this is the easiest way to induce mass genocide.
"Hey man, I bought some bepis, do you--"
"STFU, you're just a hunt and peck typer."
---Has an aneurysm and dies---

typperish 

The typing equivalent of gibberish when one or both hands are off a key or more during typing, resulting in complete nonsensical typing and undecipherable typos. Example, Rgabja for "Thanks."
I was typing so fast I didn't even notice I'd slipped into typperish.
typperish by stimply July 13, 2011

typerventilating 

sending messages through instant messaging in a rapidly sequential intervals.
I could barely follow the conversation; she was typerventilating like a madwoman!
typerventilating by ExaRox February 9, 2009

Typoretardism 

1. The unintentional and incorrect spelling of a desired word, or indeed putting the WRONG word instead.

2. A funky word for typos.

3. A chronic illness that prevents the correct spelling of words. (Not to be confused with dyslexia)

(*Typoretardism usually occurs when a person tries to type in darkness, misplaces fingers on a keyboard or thinks faster than they type and write the wrong word.)
Example 1-

Leah: Lily Allen and Country Love were fighting on Twitter
Jamie: Country? you mean Courtney XD
Leah: LOL XD
Jamie: Typoretardism

Example 2-

Jamie: Makes England look comparitively DRY
Jamie: mind you England is still like 50% of the worlds wettets
Jamie: wettest*
Leah: TYPORETARDISM!!!!
Jamie: wettest
to typo: to make a typo of something. to make a mistake, usually with grammar/spelling/etc.
John: can i ass you a question
Marie: Hahaha you asshat, ask me again without typoing it

Bob: I sure typoed that test! (gets 43%)
typoed by RisingWolve2 November 17, 2013