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Topercessen 

A name for people who fakes or hides all in real life information about them.
Entirely everything in the user’s bio is fake, just another Topercessen.
Topercessen by 2816927103729 April 17, 2021
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adj. The state of being so astounded that one cannot type; writing equivalent of speechless
Dad, that story in your email message left me typeless!
typeless by Daveycakes September 24, 2004
Word of the Day on May 6, 2011

HYPERNESS 

an extreme spurt of being hyper.
While talking...we had hyperness.
HYPERNESS by bobyfredyydoo January 5, 2009

typeyness 

The ability or inability to type well at any given point.
While he was drunk, his typeyness was greatly affected.
typeyness by Pod Lowe October 23, 2006

typeneese 

The massive amount of misspelled words in chat rooms is considered to be a new language in itself called typeneese.

Typeneese is a combination of common words and misspelled words creating the new language.

Since the name is based upon misspellings, the language in itself is not named Typo, but instead "Type"
Its ok, don't worry about using spell check in the chat room. I can read typeneese very well.
typeneese by pornerd October 8, 2011

topeness 

A major aspect of driving in Mexico, where large speed bumps — called "topes" — frequently appear in the middle of a major road, often without any sign or other warning.
The topeness of the Transpeninsular is really killing my Mazda — I think I lost the muffler in in San Vicente.
topeness by Inkmine July 27, 2007
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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