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Typer's writing syndrome 

When you type so often that you begin to write out common typos that would occur when typing, such as switching a "t" for an "r" (because t and r are next to each other on the keyboard).
I was writing my essay by hand because my computer was broken when I wrote the word "proffesot" instead of professor. It was a classic example of my typer's writing syndrome.
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Typer's death

When you are chatting online with IM or in a game or IRC or anything, and you respond to 2 different messages with the same thing in a row.
Buddy: I edited that out to fit
Me: hehe
Buddy: was a good fall though
Me: hehe
Me: Oh shit
Buddy: TD!
Me: Crap
Typer's death by B. G. May 16, 2005

Team Tyler's Van 

People who wish Bella Swan from the Twilight series was killed by Tyler's Van instead of being saved by Edward. Very often mentioned on Yahoo Answers and Anti-Twilight websites.
Person 1: Are you on team Edward or Jacob?
Person 2: Neither I'm on Team Tyler's Van

tyler's mom 

A nice woman but lowkey slutty prostitute
Tyler: Hey, have you seen my mom?
Me:Yeah, she's such a Tyler's mom. She sucked me off last night

Tyler's Threesome 

The act of having of raping a pregnant woman. Since there are technically three parties (the one committing the rape, the one getting raped, and the unborn baby) it could be considered a threesome. Originates from the Tyler The Creator song Tron Cat.
"Rape a pregnant bitch and tell my friends I had a threesome." Tyler, The Creator - Tron Cat.

ex:

Person A: "dude I fucked 2 bitches at the same time last night."
Person B: "stop fucking lying, the closest you'll ever get to that is pulling a tyler's threesome."

Tyler's Wrists

Weak af
Yo bro, you got a pair of Tyler's Wrists.
Tyler's Wrists by Djhdgv July 8, 2019

Tyler's sister 

a common joke similar to your mom jokes but Tyler's an orphan and they want to fuck his sister badly those damn simps scary
I want to fuck Tyler's sister