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Figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser 

A british nickname for a fire diamond.
A joke first made by salm O'nella acadamy.
Oi ya twat watch out for that box with the figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser

Tetra Titted Tosser 

'Tetra' mathematically means four. 'Titted' obviously means nipples, and 'tosser' in British slang normally refers to jerk.

Simply 'tetra titted tosser' means four nippled jerk.

ass tosser

one who participates in homosexual anal sex
Boy George is such an ass tosser, man. And his music sucks.
ass tosser by Willy9292 January 4, 2007

Ring Tosser 

A male or female that has an obsession for licking and eating ass.
Rachel is a ring tosser. She can toss my salad anytime.

Braaaaaahhh. I didn't know your mom was such a good ring tosser.
Ring Tosser by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017

baton tosser 

1. slang for a gay person
2. someone who exemplifies the utmost qualities of gayness

(created by Norbert)
"Stop being a baton tosser Josh."
"What the hell is that?"
"Josh, you're fag."
baton tosser by jordna butler April 18, 2008
ok, here's the true explanation:

while the word wanker is a more general and term for expressing disdain for somebody, the word tosser describes a person with a tendency to show off or brag in an excessive and embarrassing way.

or someone whose explanation of a word consists solely of another synonym.
"well at first i thought this guy delivers, but in the end he was just another tosser."

A asks: hey, what does tosser mean?
B answers: duh, it means: wanker.
A thinks: what a tosser.
B thinks: damn, i'm smart...

;-)
tosser by klugscheisser August 1, 2007