Someone who attempts to pull off a ruse in which he/she pretends a pop machine has dispensed two pops for the price of one when everyone knows very well that he/she deposited two dollars in the machine. "Two-dollar" then gives the extra pop to a table of senior girls in hopes they will reciprocate some form of friendship. In order to fully obtain "two-dollar" status it is necessary for the table of girls to be fully aware of the ruse from the beginning and share collective laughs at "two-dollar's" expense behind his/her back.
by Henry23 April 14, 2007
Someone who attempts to pull off a ruse in which he/she pretends a pop machine has dispensed two pops for the price of one when everyone knows very well that he/she deposited two dollars in the machine. "Two-dollar" then gives the extra pop to a table of senior girls in hopes they will reciprocate some form of friendship. In order to fully obtain "two-dollar" status it is necessary for the table of girls to be fully aware of the ruse from the beginning and share collective laughs at "two-dollar's" expense behind his/her back.
by Henry23 April 25, 2007
by Knucklehead July 18, 2003
by Frizzy112 February 26, 2011
Worker one: This company treats us like two-dollar whores.
Worker two: No, they don't. If we were two-dollar whores, think how much money we would have made by now.
Worker two: No, they don't. If we were two-dollar whores, think how much money we would have made by now.
by D.B. Echo March 21, 2005
Club for men who have a penis long enough to balance eight quarters edge to edge on their erect penis.
"Gina, this guy was long and wide enough that he could balance eight quarters on his dick"
"Well, then he is a member of the two dollar club."
"Well, then he is a member of the two dollar club."
by Bubba916 January 30, 2010
by Devot Ed Perv March 12, 2007