two swoop

1.going to grab a small candy and or edible object in a group of two when making your intent look only like to grab one.

2.grabbing two of something when making it look like you'll only grab one.

3.being greedy in excess, not rationing.

I went to give that kid a mint and he two swooped that shit.

Jahobith two swooped my gum and now I only have one piece left.

two swoop by thedoctorofthisplace December 28, 2010

rescue two squirrels in one fell swoop

Completing two tasks in one trip, for people who don't like to talk about violence against our feathered friends (i.e., "kill two birds with one stone")

Sarah: "I am going to go buy a Wii, let's go to Best Buy!"
Angie: "I need to get some milk at the grocery store, why don't we go do both, so we can rescue two squirrels in one fell swoop."
Sarah: "Perfect!"

rescue two squirrels in one fell swoop by Heather Chandler January 19, 2011

two scoops

When you grab and squeeze a girl/woman's breasts.

Guy-How many raisin's are in Raisin Bran??
Girl-Uh...I don't know..wtf are you talking about?
Guy-*Grabs the girls chest* Two scoops!

two scoops by FiremanPhil May 14, 2008

texas two scoop 

When you fuck a girl in the ass then the pussy and have her lick both "scoops" off.

I know she would be down for the texas two scoop

texas two scoop by mallot January 13, 2008

Two scoops

This is is when someone takes claim for work he or she has completed or has thought to have completed. This person is very boisterous and braggy. He or she pats them self on the back quite frequently.

Bill: did you know that I invented the first anal condom?
Ron: sure ya did, TWO SCOOPS!

Two scoops by My Ninja January 8, 2012

Two Scoops

An enormous ass that resembles two scoops of ice cream.

How did that mom fit those two scoops into those spandex?

Two Scoops by heynow_1 July 3, 2010

Two Scoops of Peanut Butter 

A sex act where the man dips his testicles (one at a time) into the consensual sex partners anus and proceeds to then put said testicles into the parters mouth. The brownish fecal matter on the testicles gives the scroctum the appearance of being two scoops of peanut butter

Last night we were so drunk that she let me give her two scoops of peanut butter. We were both so ashamed this morning

Two Scoops of Peanut Butter by Ravenous Movie Fan #1 December 14, 2019