heynow_1's definitions

Guinercom

Yelling at the top of your lungs to communicate to someone in the same house Italian Style

Pops used to use his Guinercom to get us all down for dinner

by heynow_1 July 7, 2020

MAPRIS'

Excessively long shorts, usually the basketball variety that hang down past the shins. Capris for men, hence Mapris

How can he play hoops with his Mapris' hanging down to his shoe tops?

by heynow_1 January 22, 2010

Simple Bastard

The village idiot, town drunk, or rides his bike everywhere guy that every town has. Has been known to wave at times, but usually concentrating on something more important like his bag of cans. Multiple DWI's have left the bike as his only method of transportation

Every morning that simple bastard rides his bike to get a twelve pack

by heynow_1 July 25, 2010

redneck chex mix

last minute snack food made by combining the partial bags of whatever chips are left, stale or nearly empty

I never had Triscuits with cheetos and Doritos until Jethro whipped up some redneck chex mix.

by heynow_1 January 18, 2010

Two Scoops

An enormous ass that resembles two scoops of ice cream.

How did that mom fit those two scoops into those spandex?

by heynow_1 July 3, 2010

Reichunt

The co-worker that does everything with only themselves in mind. Describes every step out loud as they work while accomplishing nothing. Helpful as a wet fart on a hot summer day

If the Reichunt doesn't shut the fuck up, he's going to be more useless than normal.

by heynow_1 October 4, 2021

Hitchhiking Under the Big Top

Beating off with the sheet propped over your knees resembeling the Circus Big Top

Felcher's mom no knock pop in to his room resulted in her catching him Hitchhiking Under the Big Top

by heynow_1 May 10, 2007