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Two bob shortened from two bob bit is cockney rhyming slang for shit.
"He's a two bob cunt"
by jimmymillwall May 05, 2006
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An insult, basically a polite way of calling a person a cunt. Referred to in The Libertines song "What a Waster".
To give it a continental feel can be translated in German to 'Zwei Mark'.
"Oi get 'ere you Two Bob!"
by butterflyunderaglass January 08, 2006
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that peter is always poncing the plum he is proper two bob!!
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Class bloke with a great attitude towards friends and family.
twobob = respect
by simon hill May 27, 2003
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