I was in the woods and had two headed turtle behind a tree/ I was laying in bed and showed my two headed turtle to the ol lady
by Bignz December 21, 2020
by Gucci Bawlz July 2, 2009
When a man tells a woman to lay down and then procedes to jump up and body slam her. At the same time, he shoves his dick in her cunt with all his weight. Must be followed up with: "how was it honey?"
by monnardini April 2, 2009
Two people sharing the same article of clothing in order to better shelter themselves from a hazard. This clothing must either have no zipper, or be zipped up all the way.
It was raining and he didn't have a jacket, so we both wore my sweater and pulled a two headed dragon.
The pirates were going to kill the two midgets, but one midget stood on the other's shoulders underneath a trench coat and they seemed gigantic. The pirates were scared off by the two headed dragon.
The pirates were going to kill the two midgets, but one midget stood on the other's shoulders underneath a trench coat and they seemed gigantic. The pirates were scared off by the two headed dragon.
by Yellowmelon February 7, 2009
Man, I think the last thing on my bucket list is to get a two headed blow job from those conjoined twins up the road. Then my life is complete
by Slick&Silly July 28, 2017
When, while eating out a girl's asshole, she farts in your mouth, but you hold it in your mouth and she gives you head. As you climax, she holds a lighter to your mouth and takes her dick out of your mouth. When you cum, stretch your arms out and roar, breathing onto the lighter flame and lighting the fart, and perform a cumshot on her face, thus mimicing a two-headed dragon.
"Mate, why does your breath smell of burnt shit?"
"Oh sorry man, Lucy made me do my Brazilian Two-headed Dragon impression."
"...that's fucked up, dude."
"Oh sorry man, Lucy made me do my Brazilian Two-headed Dragon impression."
"...that's fucked up, dude."
by The Notorious M.A.T. July 23, 2017
When someone gives you a freaked-out look that is so insanely filled with disbelief and confusion, that it is unable to be described with unmythical creatures.
Jane: Starts to sing Circle of Life while doing a pregnant dance in a thong bikini
Jane's Grandmother: *looks at her like she's strangling a two-headed unicorn*
Jane's Grandmother: *looks at her like she's strangling a two-headed unicorn*
by PSEUDONYM711WABAFE January 5, 2012