bat and two balls

male genetalia, male private parts,
a penis resembles like a (baseball) bat
and the testicles resemble like 2 (base)balls

Man 1: My bat and two balls hurt from fukin' Joanna all night...she sucked my balls and then squeezed them HARD!!!

by blthrskt October 19, 2005

two ball stew

just another in the long list of man juice names

I heard her she is a gobbler of many a two ball stew

by heynow_1 April 29, 2007

two-ball tonic

n. slang term for semen

The wife had a sore throat, so I gave her a dose of two-ball tonic.

by Nite Owl December 22, 2005

two-ball compound

semen, mood sauce, or baby batter

The verizon wireless employee was electricuted when he shot a load of two-ball compound into the light-bulb socket.

by chumley February 18, 2005

Two balls for three bills

Two, One eighth of an ounce, or 3.5 gram clear plastic baggies of cocaine that are tied shut with a knot (see llello; yayo).

I am currently selling 8-balls, at a reduced price, "Two Balls for three bills" .

by big n.s. January 21, 2009

two ball throat cream

The creamy substance known as a males sperm from his two balls, that is used in ones throat as some sort of relief from a sore throat.

Female: My throat hurts, I think I have a cold coming on.
Male: I have something that'll help with that.
Female: Oh, what's that?!
Male: Some two ball throat cream!

by Youngdumbandfullofcumaye December 4, 2015

cock sucking two-balled bitch

A guy or douche bag who sucks dick and is definately acting bitchy.

You're cock sucking two-balled bitch, & you need to get the fuck over yourself.

by belinda janequa marie=] January 14, 2013