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Sick twizled 'Mother' Fukers 

Exactly what it states above! Freedom of expression is a wounderful thing but, dang this takes it to that holy shit level of what the fuckness, that would make Ron Jeremy blush!

Her: I don't need to know
Whatever his/her psuedo is for the day: But...
Her: I don't want to know!
WHPIFTD: Yes you doo..
Her: No, I freakin don't!

Her: No, I just got screwed over literary and literaly but and arrogant prick named JOHNATHAN, and I know what the problem is. I need therapy why, sigmund the tourfromtheville?
WHPIFTD: So you don't punch him in the face!
Her: Ha ha...He's not worth the negitave energy it would take to throw down or want to for that matter.
WHPIFTD: Why not?

Her: Because, It's all like free therapy for the masses and I don't need therapy!
WHPIFTD: Yes you do!
WHPIFTD: Well, why not!
Her: He knows why and the day he stops lying for himself and being a douchebag of doom to prove the wrong point he'll understand.
WHPIFTD: You don't want to know really???
Her: Thats the thing. . .There are wants and desires / needs and nourishments. And he's feeding off the wrong end of tryed to twist my life all up in bullshit because he's shady as hell! They should have named him sir fucksoveralot and he can be gangster and go fuck himself for a change!
WHPIFTD: And how does that make you feel?
Her: F'k you brain boy, and this is grasping at straws if you ask me! I love you guys and all but, you're asking alot and I've already lived threw alot. I truley wish you all would have some couth and understand! I know, I can have a dirty mind but, but some of this just went to, Sick twizled 'Mother' Fukers status! Their is a decent guy that has had a crush on me, for some crazy reason, since we were 17 and he's quite wounderful as a human being! Works hard. Has opinions like the rest of sociaty and some of them are quite good to listen to. That and I love him for all the ways he is trying to be a part of and in my life daily. You either have respect or a care for that, like I do. Or, you're only going to associate your own minds wants over what others may need. We all have family's we care for and about daily. So, let me ask you. . .Who needs therapy?
Understanding it is on you, to accomplish your life, goals, dreams, wishes, lost feelings from resentments, hardships, encouragements, smiles, tears, laughter and years is all the help ya need! I'll always be here for you if you need me and thats a promise! Now go get 'the love of your life' for 5 mins so I can get some freakin sleep not being concerned for you jackhole!
WHPIFTD: You talk too much and it hurts my head!
Her: Your taint is going to hurt if you say I need therapy one more time!
WHPIFTD: You ne....
*WHAAP*
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twizzledick

word used to describe someone whose name you don't want to say out loud, for someone you feel contempt for or someone who you find to be worthless and a waste of good oxygen.
Tony G: I really need help with this equipment.
Jim C: I know a guy, but he works for that twizzledick. The job up the street.
Tony G: ??

Tony G: Oh, you mean Bruce?
Jim C: That's him.
Tony G: You're right, he is. I'll give that twizzledick a call.
twizzledick by Mark Louis Webb January 7, 2011

twizted snowman 

TwiztedSnowman is the Microsoft gamer-tag of a Legendary gamer. They say he is one with the matrix and a destroyer of virtual worlds. No one knows who he is outside of the virtual realm.
If you fuck with Twizted Snowman your gonna have a bad time. He is the Alpha
twizted snowman by TwiztedSnowman December 30, 2019

twizzled 

Confused or unable to decide.
Was used in the Artisoft LANtastic networking software to indicate the network was unable to decide which network adapter to use.
From the LANtastic Networking software: "Net BIOS is twizzled"
twizzled by maniakaz December 5, 2011
To puke in someone else's car while highly intoxicated. To Twill someone completely you must mooch off your friends for anything from rides, money, and alcohol and never offer any compensation or offer to be DD.
I got Twilled yesterday by my friend on the way home from the bar.
Twilled by B-Rhea June 8, 2014

A Twizted Gamer 

A Twizted Gamer is a gamer with a morbid curiosity.
Did you see that guy on twitch yeah he's a Twizted Gamer.
A Twizted Gamer by CollIsTheBest December 15, 2022

pink twizler 

when you are getting a blow job, and you cant control any of your muscles, then your girl sticks her pinkey up your butt. since you dont have any control of your muscles you poop all on her.
i was getting a blow job from stacy and she stuck her finger up my butt, i pink twizlered all up on her.
pink twizler by zack vella May 17, 2006