Twitterflies

Noun: The upset stomach you may experience when about to see someone that you are twitterpated with (see twitterpated definition if you have not experienced this first-hand). Similar to butterflies, but much more intense and uncomfortable. Usually occurs about 30-60 minutes prior to the date, and diminishes about 30 minutes into the date, if it is going well.

Example of usage: I wish they would sell something over the counter to take for twitterflies, because they are a nuisance and I experience them everytime I am going to see Harold.

Twitterflies by lcc January 17, 2006

Twitterfied

Ususally refered to a Texan who is unusually unTexan and hopped on on Mc'Donalds beef tallow.

Twitterfied fucktards singin in tha rain

Twitterfied by Sniggins May 8, 2003

Twitterliterate 

Being well-versed in the new language, slang and hashtags commonly used in the social media world of Twitter.

"Finally, I have mastered how to properly tweet! I am now fully Twitterliterate!" exclaimed Toks, joyfully.

Twitterliterate by homopinionation April 21, 2013

twitterflicking 

1. v. The act of Tweeting. Often used as a hash-tag to indicate that there was no meaning for the Tweet aside from the desire to have Tweeted.
2. To describe the act of one using (flicking) their Twitter account.

I just saw a rhinoceros today at the zoo. #twitterflicking. Man, Betty flicks her twitter like 50 times a day. "Whatcha doin on your phone there?" "Aaww nuthin, just twitterflicking."

twitterflicking by Platinumperk April 21, 2011