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13. twirly
Adjective.
Too early.

Etimology: from Distortion Language. conjunction of too and early.
"Damn, there's nobody here. I think we're twirly."
1. Twirly
Horny, aroused, sexually frustrated. Possibly limited only to females.
"But I was feeling so twirly!" as said by the perfect female specimen that is Zooey Deschanel as Jess on New Girl
2. twirly
Oral Sex to a male
"She went down and gave me a twirly"
by KG Aug 30, 2003 add a video
3. twirly
A scouse (Liverpudlian) expression for pensioner or old person. Free Bus passes for the elderly prohibit travel before certain times to make more space during rush hours. The phrase came about because bus conductors (now drivers) would say "you're too early" to the wrinklies pushing aggressively onto the bus
"Hold on, you're twirly - get the next one.. it's about 2 hours behind us"

"Got stuck in the queue behind a bunch of twirlies cashing in their piggy banks"
4. Twirly
A twirly is what it is called when the cock is "twirled" in a circular motion, traditionally with the index finger. It can either be self-administered, or performed by an intimate partner. A classic rendition is the reach-around twirly. This happens when, of two homosexual males, the giver of ass-sex, reaches around, and twirls the receiver's cock.
"Yo, Tommy, what are you up to tonight?"
"I'll probably just sit in front of the computer and twirl it to A Night in Paris for a couple of hours." (heterosexual).

"Oh, yesss, ass-sexxxx."
"You want a twirly with that?"
"Shit yeah I do!"
"Good, 'cause I've been working out my indexes."
"Well, then twirl away motherfucker!" (homosexual).
by Thomas Milne Mar 9, 2005 add a video
5. twirly
a funnel shaped cloud that picks stuff up and throws it. usually happens in oklahoma and other midwestern states
it's very windy
a twirly came and destroyed my house
6. twirly
cute girl word for horny.
yo that dude's real hot. I be twirly.
7. Twirly
An old person, usually a pensioner, who tries to use their free travel pass before the morning commuter rush is over. Contracted from "too early".
Look at that twirly at the front of the queue over there!
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