twatspeak 

Meaningless drivel routinely churned out by politicians, people in marketing, management etc. Mainly the product of laziness, as it is easier to repeat impressive sounding words they have heard others use rather than think of something original to say.

The politician spoke of the need to roll out plans to proactively upskill stakeholders, thus empowering them and incentivizing them to meet the challenges of the 21st century global workplace. Everyone knew he was talking in twatspeak, and ignored him.

twatspeak by Llama Man March 12, 2008

turnspeak 

A term which, when used, is a signal to turn your back on the speaker lest your ears be burned by half truths and distortions.

Man everytime Dershowitz opens his mouth is it turnspeak. I wish he would stop.

turnspeak by DaddyTruthSeeker May 22, 2007

Twinpea 

A combination of 'twin' and 'two peas in a pod'. This type of twin-bonding is stronger than that of the ordinary twin. Nothing can come between two twinpeas, and they are alike in every single way- they have zero differences!

Today, my twinpea and I said the same sentance at the same time- there's no one who can read my mind better than my twinpea!

Twinpea by Twinpea March 9, 2010

teenspeak 

A dialect of the English language used by teenagers (normally between the ages of 13 and 18, though there has recently been a leap in speakers).
This form of speech includes an overuse of words such as "like" and "umm". There is debate over whether small words such as "what" and "so" should be added, but as for now it is only the two previous words that can be easily linked to this dialect.

God, that kid needs to learn that teenspeak and English are NOT the same language. I mean, he's always going, "Like, I heard that, like, there's gonna be a party on, like, the umm... the 24th."

teenspeak by Voices-In-My-Head November 15, 2007

twinsparency 

twins, who are straight up vibing.

“wooww, this twinsparency right there is so immaculate like they‘re twins just literally vibin n thrivin.”

twinsparency by backseatgirl April 18, 2020

teenspeak 

Internet slang mainly used by fat, lazy, and/or stupid teens who's iq is 100x their weight. Catagorized by stupidly acronymizing three letter words that only take about a quarter second of typing. (people who spell you wrong, i'm especially talking to you!)

whitgrl24:omg y u bi disin n mi?
Me: because you're an idiot, now stop using teenspeak or i'll use this rake to cut your heart out, then pee on it

teenspeak by Theamazingbender October 19, 2006

TwinkSpeak 

Twink speak is a language created by someone who wanted to be impressive, but failed. See also Thesaurus Thumping.

Auds- used as ears, Occulars- used as eyes, Audicles- used as ears, Orbs- used as eyes, Ocs- used as eyes, Pillars- used as legs, Tiers- used as lips, Shi- used to define the sex of a hermaphrodite, Hir- used to define the sex of a hermaphrodite, Cranium- used as head, Skull- used as head--- Among a host of others. If you wouldn't say it aloud when speaking to someone in public, don't use it in roleplay.

TwinkSpeak by Claidi May 13, 2005