In short, a "valley girl". You know, the annoying cheerleader-ish one who sat by you in high school and the only words that ever came out of her mouth were, "And he said...then she said...and I was like, no way!" or, "Oh my God, I broke a nail!" A superficial and utterly shallow, soulless being. She is either a cheerleader or is friends with the whole squad. She is envied for her looks, and is annoyingly thin because all she ever eats is salad. Or sometimes twinkies eat whatever they want and are still annoyingly thin because they go to the gym a lot or just have really fast metabolism. She is almost always blonde and gets away with EVERYTHING. She usually comes from a rich family and always has perfect nails and hair, and tons of accessories, not to mention her own stash of fluffy pens and of course name-brand clothes. Seeing her in a bikini would make every guy in the school drool over her huge chest, and every girl barf in envy.
(Setting: a classroom in a typical American high school. The teacher is yelling at everyone to shut up and pay attention, but seems totally oblivious to the twinkie yakking away obnoxiously on her cell phone.)
"NO!! ...You are not serious!! ...He broke UP with her??!!... Well give him, I don't know, do you think two days is too much?... Ok, two days, then give him my number.... No, I'm not going to DATE him, silly! I just want to hook up with him. That way I can finally get (insert football player's name here) to notice me!
by Mrs. Waxy Bunny June 02, 2006
1. A believer in Creationism/Intelligent Design, interference of church in secular government who conflates pedestrian sentimentality and superstition with science, ethics and legality. 2. Someone who consistently trolls science, news/current events, religion and atheism chatrooms and forums posting misinformation, distortions and outright lies in order to support a puerile teleology. 3. A willfull ignoramus, a scientific and legal illiterate, an intellectual lightweight.
The twinkie attempted to "prove" spurious claims by posting links that were unrelated to the topic.
by XaurreauX March 22, 2007
a keyword for a whore/hoe
that girl is such a twinkie, that's her fifth fuck tonight!
by EmilyJane0000 October 13, 2006
A specific type of menage a trois that involves DP of a Caucasian woman by two Asian men. In such a position, the men sandwich the woman in order to represent "yellow" outsides and a "white" inside, thereby resembling a twinkie.

One of the most exceedingly rare sexual situations, tales of twinkies are usually the work of fiction.
D. Choo: "Dude, I didn't think she would be into it, but Helena got into a twinkie with Ryuhei Gokamoto and me."
gerolsteiner: "I call bulls***. She must have been either drugged or paid because no one finds us Asian men sexy."
by gerolsteiner January 30, 2005
One who takes it up the ass, usually a djinn.
Alan was acting like such a twinkie yesterday, so I invited him over.
by llama72 November 16, 2006
A fat person who doesn't know it.
That kid over there is such a twinkie.
by Twinkyboy March 27, 2005
1. A Toyota engine. The 4A DOHC block found in the Corolla GTS or MR2.
2. A car with this engine.
I think I might pimp the twinkie tonight.
by Adrock August 29, 2005
An Asian cock. Yellow on the outside, and filled with cream.
Wu furiously shoved his twinkie in and out of Miss Yavonda.
by Mr. Cynic May 29, 2005
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