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the tingles 

When you are turned on just enough for it to be hot but not enough to get hard.
"The way Miley Cirus rides that wrecking ball gives me the tingles"

-Nobody Ever

twinges on the hinges

another way of saying arthritis
Sister : Dad can't come snowboarding next week bro!

Brother : Why not?

Sister : You know, the old twinges on the hinges again!!

Brother : Oh yeah, forgot how old he was getting!
twinges on the hinges by bubble28 December 23, 2008

twingle butt hair 

an asshair that gets pulled by underwear.
i think its time to wax, i just felt a twingle butt hair.
twingle butt hair by da trick biatch November 28, 2005

Retard Tingles 

Retard Tingles is commonly caused by watching the humiliation and misfortune of others. It creates an over whelming embarrassing feeling that tingles all over the body and causes the face to flentch up much like a retard or one that is disabled.
While watching a contestant fail miserably on American Idol Jarch shouted, "Oh my ga I have retard tingles all over my bod".
Retard Tingles by EGJ February 9, 2009

twigless twig 

A twig from a branch from a tree without any protruding twigs that are less than a quarter inch in diameter.

Can have multiple twiglessnesses on it as long as they are less than a quarter inch in diameter.

Too small for kindling and incapable producing any BTU’s.
Go over there and cut that twigless twig.

Go over there and break that twigless twig on that tree.

That twigless twig poked me in the eye when I was walking through the brush.

A beaver will bypass a twigless twig.

Don’t waste you’re time on that twigless twig cuz it’s twigless.
twigless twig by BR Brews & Shoes November 10, 2018

Heart Twinges 

when you love someone to such a degree that heart just twinges each time you think about them. You love them with every thing you have and you always will. you are overwhelmed by how much they love you and care for you so much. to have a heart twinge is the most precious experience ever.
i loveee youuu so much... my heart twinges everything i think of you... which happens to be 168 hours a week. <3 <3 <3