when someone gives you a red apple, then the said person makes you cup the apple. (referencing the cover of the book twilight)
I gave Mr. Witham a red apple and told him to cup it in his hands, then in a great uphoria i told him he just got "twilighted".
by The Kearns October 18, 2010
"Hey, Alice! Do you want to read my Twilight book?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????????"
-shoots myself.-
-shoots myself.-
by ajjfdsdhusdf December 31, 2010
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by Someguy002 July 28, 2009
"Absolute trash, so obviously a worldwide hit."
"That book is a cringe-worthy testament to teenage hormonal fabrication."
-- quotes from Artemis Fowl: The Lost Colony (the fifth book in a series truly worthy of reading) that perfectly defines Twilight.
"That book is a cringe-worthy testament to teenage hormonal fabrication."
-- quotes from Artemis Fowl: The Lost Colony (the fifth book in a series truly worthy of reading) that perfectly defines Twilight.
by Kalanikamori August 17, 2009
A horribly overrated book and movie series, beloved by teenyboppers, tweens and teenage girls, but hated by people who knows what a real vampire is. Vampires are not supposed to be cuddly teen idols, they are supposed to be terrifying bloodthirsty monsters.
by WPH15 August 2, 2009
A series of books written by Stephenie Meyer that revolve around a cliche girl and her obsession with a (not really) vampire and a (not really) werewolf who spend most of their time violating the vampire/werewolf rules, ie walking in sunlight, sparkling, turning into a wolf instead of a werewolf (the difference being that a werewolf is humanoid), and never wearing shirts so as to show off your 135-lb-bench-press body (jsyk, that's pathetic). The books show all the subtlety of a Larry the Cable Guy comedy routine and about as much intelligence. The legions of fangirls and moms who support this series are (sadly) poorly read and/or educated. Had they read any real literature before being brainwashed by this novel they would realize what sanctimonious tripe it is. It has contributed nothing to the English literary tradition and should receive no praise of any kind.
by Al Non June 30, 2010