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twigarette 

An all-natural or cigarette substitute that typically tastes like shrubs.
Man, this twigarette tastes awful! Why do they cost so much?
twigarette by acehole1 October 16, 2009
Related Words
piglet + twig = a person who eats constantly and yet, they stay thin
she eats burgers every week and yet she's 20 Lbs lighter then me! ..bitch
twiglet by Viet89 May 9, 2004

Twirrettes 

The need to Tweet almost constantly, resulting in a relentless nonsensical stream of gibberish.
"That British guy Stephen Fry Tweeted like, 389 times in the last hour. He's totally got Twirrettes.
Twirrettes by billmccai October 12, 2009

twigerette 

Coming from the combination of the words "twig" and "cigarette," it is either a spliff or a joint packed into an emptied cigarette.
Step 1: Empty the tobacco from an American Spirit or the cigarette of your choice by gently squeezing while twisting it between your thumb and pointer finger. Know your finger strength - do not tear the paper because it will be what you will be smoking out of shortly. DO NOT DISPOSE OF THE TOBACCO IF YOU ARE ROLLING A SPLIFF (this really should go without saying).
Step 2: Empty Blue Dream or the weed of your choice onto your workspace, pick out the twigs and seeds, if it is not already ground grind it by whatever mechanism you have to do so - we prefer our hands.
Step 3: Infuse the tobacco with the Mary Jane on a rolling paper or whatever paper is available to you.
Step 4: Grab both sides of the paper and fold hotdog style.
Step 5: Tilt the paper to pour the mixture back into the empty cigarette.
Step 6: Pack the mixture down with a bobby pin or whatever packing tool is accessible to you.
Step 7: If there is unfilled paper at the top of the cigarette then twist it to close it off.
Step 8: Light it.
Step 9: Smoke dat twigerette.
twigerette by Nikee & Taja September 2, 2013

Dirty Twiglet

Where a male fucks someone’s who needs a shit in the ass. Their penis gets covered in shit, which they then dip in salt and Worcester Sauce, allow it to dry so the shit goes crusty on their cock like a twiglet, then make their parter eat the crusty shit off, as a tasty snack.
“Yeah mate, she was hungry after sex, so I fed her the dirty twiglet” “she loves to snack, so I offered her my dirty twiglet to naw on”
Dirty Twiglet by Dave Plumber June 24, 2020
student of Tunbridge Wells Girls Grammar School (TWGGS), Kent, UK
"where's she from?" "she's a twiglet"
twiglet by clala August 5, 2007