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What you call an average twitter user that annoys you.
You: *says literally anything*
twigger: Sweety, that's problematic ...I also checked your number of followers and YIKES! Do better.
twigger by ertffhrhb2gf August 30, 2020
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Guessed, figured out, realized.
You being happy makes me happy, if you hadn't already twigged.
Twigged by J-Cass August 28, 2010
a twat wedgie
also known as a camel toe
ew you have a twagie. is your crotch hungry? cause its eating your pants!
twagie by eat skeet February 6, 2007

twigless twig 

A twig from a branch from a tree without any protruding twigs that are less than a quarter inch in diameter.

Can have multiple twiglessnesses on it as long as they are less than a quarter inch in diameter.

Too small for kindling and incapable producing any BTU’s.
Go over there and cut that twigless twig.

Go over there and break that twigless twig on that tree.

That twigless twig poked me in the eye when I was walking through the brush.

A beaver will bypass a twigless twig.

Don’t waste you’re time on that twigless twig cuz it’s twigless.
twigless twig by BR Brews & Shoes November 10, 2018

twigress 

twilight + digress; When you're talking to someone and suddenly something reminds you of twilight and you off on a tangent discussing what happened in the story that relates to what you are discussing.
" *explaining a part of twilight* ... but I twigress"

your friend who hates twilight: "I hate you"
twigress by 69^-^69 November 8, 2020
An popular example of shipping in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, in which Twilight Sparkle and The Great and Powerful Trixie are paired together.

Its extremely high profile is due to its main proponent, Sethisto, running the central Friendship is Magic fansite, Equestria Daily.
"Twilight galloped away, tears welling in her eyes, running for the one pony whom she truly could trust. The door of Trixie's caravan slammed open, and the blue unicorn looked up in surprise; but a glance at Twilight's face explained everything. Without saying a word, she reached a hoof up to Twilight's neck and pulled her close. As the storm raged on outside, Twilight, at last, felt safe."

"Awesome story! I love Twixie!"
Twixie by RatManBatMan August 23, 2011