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Half twit, half dick; a real intolerable ass that loves to spew absolute nonsense.
My new co-worker is such a twick, you need earplugs to have a pleasant conversation with him.
by ibichibi1 June 04, 2009
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Damn Nigga You Twick.
by Puff March 23, 2005
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Amalgamation of "twat" and "prick." A non-gender specific term applied to a person exhibiting genitalia-like qualities; generally a very pretentious or arrogant individual.
Wow, that president of BP Oil guy was a serious twick when he called us 'little people.'
by jamestspock July 07, 2010
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To cancel or temporarily interrupt a service paid for without notice to the customer when the provider wants to reduce costs and hopes the disruption will go unnoticed. From the acronym for Time Warner Cable (TWC) and the term "trick".
I was watching that show online and at a critical point the feed TWiCked! Argh!
by Doctor Jargon April 25, 2009
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What a twick, she must be like a size 0!!
by Rhonda February 02, 2004
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when you hate a tick and a twich at the same time
look, she has a twick on her hard
by Isis March 24, 2005
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A Teeny Weeny Dick,Someone that is an asshole, A small joint
or blunt
Girl don't fuck him, I heard he's got a twick!
I hate my Boss he is such a twick!
We need a roach clip to smoke this twick
by CoCo Blaze November 02, 2007
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