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tweetwhore 

A tweetwhore is like a 'postwhore', but only on Twitter.

1. Tweetwhore, or "tweet whore" is a term used on Twitter to describe a person who measures seniority by one's numerical tweet count.

2. The act of 'tweeting' large amounts of meaningless tweets on Twitter.

3. One who floods the Twitter updates with tweets in order to gain a higher tweet count.
Karen is such a tweetwhore, she sent 500 tweets on Twitter in only ONE HOUR.
tweetwhore by Bellothika March 23, 2009

Tweethole 

A person who uses Twitter way too much, think it's the best thing in the world and fills up your queue with crap. They tweet about what they're eating, when they take a shit, and other banal, boring and otherwise vapid drivel.
Jesus fucking Christy! I've gotten 20 tweets today from Bob about his shoes! What a Tweethole.
Tweethole by PoopyMcGee April 9, 2009

Tweetaholic 

A person who is addicted to tweeting usually wanting to tweet about anything just to feel relieved.
An example of a tweetaholic would be a tweet like this "Tying my shoelaces." I mean does anyone really care?
Tweetaholic by Tweetishea July 29, 2009
N. To win an argument on Twitter rendering the other party unable to respond.
"Madison issued that ratchet girl a tweetdown so bad that she didn't come to school today!"
Tweetdown by Big Alamo October 19, 2013

grand mal tweetstorm 

A series of viscerally reactive tweets usually comprised of thoughtless hate speech and disparagement of another.
There he goes again finding ways to be heard as he attempts to re-route the attention of the masses with his pitiable forte, the grand mal tweetstorm.

Tweetsdom 

Extremely moronic and exasperating Tweets that, through platitudes, pretend to enlighten us with ready-made wisdom about the most significant spiritual or businesslike issues.

(platitude: a trite or banal remark or statement, especially one expressed as if it were original or significant.)
"Ok, gimme some examples of Tweetsdom... enlighten me."

"Well, how about the following?" "Did you know that you actually have to water flowers on a regular basis? Not just once when you buy them!", or "The book you don't read won't help.", or "Leadership and success is simple. Not easy. But simple.", or "Do not despair because the one you love does not respond the same as you.", or "It's kind of hard to think outside the box if you are trapped in one!", or..."

"OK, OK, OK... Oh boy... Please, STOP IT!!! You´re killing me... I got it, Tweetsdom is anything that sounds like been said by Deepak Chopra."
Tweetsdom by rperazag June 18, 2010