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textcrastinate 

To delay/wait texting back someone who has sent you a text in order not to appear overly excited about the fact that they texted you. This is especially true when it is someone you are interested in.
I'm so excited....John just texted me! I am going to textcrastinate as long as possible before I reply.
textcrastinate by Hot Salsa October 30, 2007

Twitcrastinate 

the act of mindfully wasting time while on Twitter.
I have so much work to do but instead I'm going to Twitcrastinate for a few more hours.

twitcrastinate 

Neglecting one's life by wasting time on Twitter.
I have so much work to do but instead I'm going to twitcrastinate for a few more hours.