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Twitcrastinate 

the act of mindfully wasting time while on Twitter.
I have so much work to do but instead I'm going to Twitcrastinate for a few more hours.

twitcrastinate 

Neglecting one's life by wasting time on Twitter.
I have so much work to do but instead I'm going to twitcrastinate for a few more hours.

tweetcrastinate 

How tech geeks procrastinate: randomly updating their twitter account over and over and over and over…usually with boring updates.
Combo of procrastinate and tweet.
Tech geek online: Today, I got bored and decided to tweetcrastinate. Ha. Ha. Ha.
tweetcrastinate by chocolate chocobo November 29, 2009

Teamcrastinate

When the studied avoidance of work is participated in by more than one person.

Practised when a task to be avoided is shared by more than one person, when multiple people who have seperate tasks to be avoided share in each others avoidance, or when it is simply not enough to procrastinate or multicrastinate.
Melissa and Johannes hated the assignment so much that they decided some teamcrastination was in order and headed off to the pub.

I should be writing an assignment and he should be doing laundry, but instead we are going to teamcrastinate and order pizza.
Teamcrastinate by Cagney (or Lacey) December 1, 2010
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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