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textcrastinate 

To delay/wait texting back someone who has sent you a text in order not to appear overly excited about the fact that they texted you. This is especially true when it is someone you are interested in.
I'm so excited....John just texted me! I am going to textcrastinate as long as possible before I reply.
textcrastinate by Hot Salsa October 30, 2007
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Twitcrastinate 

the act of mindfully wasting time while on Twitter.
I have so much work to do but instead I'm going to Twitcrastinate for a few more hours.

twitcrastinate 

Neglecting one's life by wasting time on Twitter.
I have so much work to do but instead I'm going to twitcrastinate for a few more hours.

tweetcrastinate 

How tech geeks procrastinate: randomly updating their twitter account over and over and over and over…usually with boring updates.
Combo of procrastinate and tweet.
Tech geek online: Today, I got bored and decided to tweetcrastinate. Ha. Ha. Ha.
tweetcrastinate by chocolate chocobo November 29, 2009

Teamcrastinate

When the studied avoidance of work is participated in by more than one person.

Practised when a task to be avoided is shared by more than one person, when multiple people who have seperate tasks to be avoided share in each others avoidance, or when it is simply not enough to procrastinate or multicrastinate.
Melissa and Johannes hated the assignment so much that they decided some teamcrastination was in order and headed off to the pub.

I should be writing an assignment and he should be doing laundry, but instead we are going to teamcrastinate and order pizza.

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
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