Tweeporter 

A blend of Twitter and Reporter referring to a person who reports an event in real-time, 140 characters at a time. Easy to do at a sporting event like football, baseball, or soccer. Also, valuable when providing news coverage of a meeting, trial, or political event. Might not be as effective if covering a fire or other catastrophic event.

I was the tweeporter for the soccer match so the club fans who could not attend could keep up with the action.

Tweeporter by cmcooper June 6, 2009

Teleported 

When someone is so drunk that they don't remember getting home and then all of a sudden they are home. They remember leaving and arriving, but not the trip.

"Dude, I was so drunk last night that I teleported home!"

Teleported by hotmama4u April 12, 2009

Teleported Bread 

That sneaky little bread that soldier teleported from Team Fortress 2.

That Teleported Bread is a goner!

Teleported Bread by SoldierTF2 September 22, 2023