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Tweelete 

Tweelete: To delete a tweet on Twitter after you've already sent it out to everyone, in an effort to hide what asinine thing you just tweeted.

Also: tweeleted, tweeleting, tweeletion, tweeleter, etc.
Oh, that Mrs. Private Citizen Half-term Governor Palin just tweeleted again! I guess she didn't have anyone do any fact checking for her before she sent out that tweet. Someone told her to tweelete it so nobody can find out how stupid she really is! palinized
Tweelete by RipleyinCT June 5, 2010
Related Words

twerpette 

A female twerp. Notably used by Team Rocket to refer to Ash Ketchum's female travelling companions, such as Misty, May, Dawn, etc.
Jessie: I'm not gonna let that blue-haired twerpette win the ribbon! I'll win it.
Dawn (after winning the contest): Guess what, bitch - the ribbon is all mine!
twerpette by youtube sucks May 21, 2021

Tweeporter 

A blend of Twitter and Reporter referring to a person who reports an event in real-time, 140 characters at a time. Easy to do at a sporting event like football, baseball, or soccer. Also, valuable when providing news coverage of a meeting, trial, or political event. Might not be as effective if covering a fire or other catastrophic event.
I was the tweeporter for the soccer match so the club fans who could not attend could keep up with the action.
Tweeporter by cmcooper June 6, 2009

Trempette 

It is the correct French translation for a dab.
L'autre jour, me retrouvant face à un plat de fromage à la crème et de craquelins, j'ai fait une grosse trempette.
Trempette by pastagate April 10, 2017
A poem of exactly 140 characters sent as a tweet. Soon to be popular now that this definition has been published. Someone will develop a Web site to collect and disseminate tweepetry but they will have to thank me for it with adequate obeisance. Remember, it must be exactly 140 characters.
Tweepetry is born

The biggest Web aficionado
In Israel was just elected
Although he’s such a hawk
That peace is now at risk.
He ‘s Ben of Net ‘n Yahoo.
Will his power fail
When he slips a disc?
tweepetry by BioProf March 3, 2009

Tweelete 

When you catch a typo on your tweet and delete it, retype it correctly, and repost before anyone notices.
I used "your" instead of "you're" when berating someone's improper grammar, but I was able to tweelete it.
Tweelete by rannray July 26, 2017