Tweelete 

Tweelete: To delete a tweet on Twitter after you've already sent it out to everyone, in an effort to hide what asinine thing you just tweeted.

Also: tweeleted, tweeleting, tweeletion, tweeleter, etc.

Oh, that Mrs. Private Citizen Half-term Governor Palin just tweeleted again! I guess she didn't have anyone do any fact checking for her before she sent out that tweet. Someone told her to tweelete it so nobody can find out how stupid she really is! palinized

Tweelete by RipleyinCT June 5, 2010

Trump Tweeted ... 

A statement invariably followed by words that convey an ineptitude so uniquely profound as to defy credulity.

and in recent news, Trump Tweeted ... (insert bullshit of choice here).

Trump Tweeted ... by YAWA March 1, 2019

Tweemened 

Is when a person tests dirty for meth and that person blames the meth in their system on the absorption of semen from a Tweeker they recently had sex with.

I have been clean for 6 months and I swear I haven't smoked meth, I was Tweemened.

Tweemened by GarHog March 28, 2011

tweested 

when you're drunk and writing stupid shit on twitter

I was hella drunk last night and tweested my exgirlfriend on some weird shit. Now I can't fuck her friends.

tweested by TheARKness October 17, 2009

tweeted 

verb- past tense-
to update your twitter account.

Claudia tweeted from her iphone.

tweeted by Myspacestalker July 23, 2009

tweetered 

To really lay into someone on Twitter

This dude said the Earth is a sphere and so I tweetered the shit out of him

tweetered by SimulationsAllTheWayDown March 21, 2019

taeleted 

The act of user thv on instagram, deleting his stories before ARMYs can open Instagram and save it but we all be so fookin fast, sorry my bro thv 😞.

Taehyung taeleted his sexy hot smooch smooch uwaaah //lipbite amazing beard reveal video in 2.1 seconds !!!

taeleted by taekook vacuum cleaner May 3, 2022