Tweedledoofer 

Someone who runs around and gets stung by a poisonous tick with her belly showing

"TWEEDLEDOOFER MOTHERFUCKER, DID I STUTTER?"

Tweedledoofer by Tweedledoofer April 13, 2017

tweedledee 

a nickname for that one best friend who's your everything, the one you can't lose, she is like your second piece, she is the one you never wanna lose cause she matters the most

she is my Tweedledee

tweedledee by zz.chloe.zz June 10, 2020

Trump Tweeted ... 

A statement invariably followed by words that convey an ineptitude so uniquely profound as to defy credulity.

and in recent news, Trump Tweeted ... (insert bullshit of choice here).

Trump Tweeted ... by YAWA March 1, 2019

Tweedehandsemotorverkoopsmannevakbondstakingsvergaderingsameroeperstoespraakskrywerspersverklaringuitreikingsmediakonferensieaankondiging 

Tweedehandsemotorverkoopsmannevakbondstakingsvergaderingsameroeperstoespraakskrywerspersverklaringuitreikingsmediakonferensieaankondiging.

Het langste woord in het Afrikaans is Tweedehandsemotorverkoopsmannevakbondstakingsvergaderingsameroeperstoespraakskrywerspersverklaringuitreikingsmediakonferensieaankondiging

Tweedehandsemotorverkoopsmannevakbondstakingsvergaderingsameroeperstoespraakskrywerspersverklaringuitreikingsmediakonferensieaankondiging by TimmyBoy2007 August 17, 2019

tweeted 

verb- past tense-
to update your twitter account.

Claudia tweeted from her iphone.

tweeted by Myspacestalker July 23, 2009

Tweeder 

A Person Who Has Way To Much Fun, Does What They Want When They Want, And Has No Regards For Conciquences Or Who/What They May Harm

Randomly Runs Up To Someones Car And Kicks In All The Windows "Your Friend Looks At You Man Your Such A Tweeder"

Tweeder by Travis Raymond October 3, 2007

tweedledump 

A bell-shaped systems-type guy. You know the type, narrow shoulders and enormous ass. They sit around all day talking about how smart and creative they are. In fact, they usually only create network hang-ups and little brown replicas of themselves in the toilets.

Terry Thiel is the biggest tweedledump I've ever seen! He left one of his clones in the toilet!

tweedledump by Bill Davis (the original) July 28, 2008